What's the worst film you have ever seen?

I start the list with Bells of Innocence featuring Chuck and Mike Norris. NC for Hungary hunfragment.blogspot.com

Uuugh, tough one... I have this crazy thing that, if the movie sucks really, really bad, i kinda end up liking it. But, recently : Leprechaun 4 : in space Eraserhead (i love it, but i have never been able to watch it entirely without falling asleep, or taking breaks) And, yesterday, new Harry Potter. Hideous movie...

> Pendargon wrote: > Uuugh, tough one... I have this crazy thing that, if the movie sucks really, really bad, i kinda end up liking it. > I totally know what you are saying man! Now I know I am not alone NC for Hungary hunfragment.blogspot.com

> Mephistopheles wrote: > > > Pendargon wrote: > > Uuugh, tough one... I have this crazy thing that, if the movie sucks really, really bad, i kinda end up liking it. > > > I totally know what you are saying man! Now I know I am not alone > Which is why I tend to end up liking Uwe Boll films......they're so bad, they go down the good/bad scale so far, they end up looping back up to the top again!

I didn't see the worst one: left the theater after 5 minutes and asked for reimbursement.

What movie was that? NC for Hungary hunfragment.blogspot.com

I would have to vote for just about any movie produced by Uwe Boll, be it 'Bloodrayne' or 'In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale' or any others of his I have seen, well, started to see, I have never managed to watch all of them. That said, the only movie I ever walked out of the cinema on was an Arnie movie, Last Action Superhero... Simidh

I once sat through "You got mail"... there's a chunk of my life not coming back. Retired Baron of Sydney, Australia, 418

2012: Doomsday. I wanted to see Doomsday, but clicked the wrong link. I truly regretted it. (Doomsday was fun, on the other side. Punks, zombies and knights in Scotland - how could it be bad?)

Bloodrayne : Deliverance Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys. The Human Centipede A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. And i'm looking forward for the second Dungeon Siege movie: It's like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren basically being a cop or like a fighting coordinator ... and one night he gets attacked by ninjas in his house and fell with the ninjas into a vortex back in time. klubtitanatlas.hr/ former NC for Croatia

> Mephistopheles wrote: > I start the list with Bells of Innocence featuring Chuck and Mike Norris. > Bad movies I've seen recently- The Tourist- The movie tries to be clever but ends up just being nonsense. The action scenes are too slow and the music makes everything more boring instead of exciting. Very poorly done. Unthinkable- Samuel L Jackson tortures a terrorist for an hour and a half of a 97 minute movie. To give you an idea of the gruesomeness and vulgarity of it, he cuts off the guy's penis about 20-30 minutes in, but it takes him another hour to really get serious. What is the "unthinkable" thing he must do to find the location of the nuclear bombs? I'll give you a hint: he cut's the terrorist's wife's throat in front of him. That's not it. Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. -Friedrich Nietzsche brandonsantacruz.blogspot.com/

> brandonsantacruz wrote: > Unthinkable- Samuel L Jackson tortures a terrorist for an hour and a half of a 97 minute movie. To give you an idea of the gruesomeness and vulgarity of it, he cuts off the guy's penis about 20-30 minutes in, but it takes him another hour to really get serious. What is the "unthinkable" thing he must do to find the location of the nuclear bombs? I'll give you a hint: he cut's the terrorist's wife's throat in front of him. That's not it. > I guess the missiles were located close, very close...

> brandonsantacruz wrote: > > > Mephistopheles wrote: > > I start the list with Bells of Innocence featuring Chuck and Mike Norris. > > > Bad movies I've seen recently- > > The Tourist- The movie tries to be clever but ends up just being nonsense. The action scenes are too slow and the music makes everything more boring instead of exciting. Very poorly done. > > Unthinkable- Samuel L Jackson tortures a terrorist for an hour and a half of a 97 minute movie. To give you an idea of the gruesomeness and vulgarity of it, he cuts off the guy's penis about 20-30 minutes in, but it takes him another hour to really get serious. What is the "unthinkable" thing he must do to find the location of the nuclear bombs? I'll give you a hint: he cut's the terrorist's wife's throat in front of him. That's not it. > Did he eat the penis?

3. Ghost Rider 2. Highlander 2 1. Transformers Kevin M., Prince of Las Vegas "Know your enemy and know yourself; in one-thousand battles you shall never be in peril." -- Sun Tzu, *The Art of War* "Contentment...Complacency...Catastrophe!" -- Joseph Chevalier Please visit VTESville daily! vtesville.myminicity.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/129744447064017

> KevinM wrote: > > 2. Highlander 2 > There should've been only one!

i saw a movie with the babarian brothers. I'm not sure what it was called, i think it was called "the Barbarian Brothers". It was set in a "Conan the Barbarian" type world, except the two main characters were two actual twin brothers (who were body builders in real life). They went about in this fantasy world, with swords and sorcerers, like two guys in New York on the club scene.

"Not a Girl" with Britney Spears "Captain Cosmotic" "Lost in Translation" Everything works better with Clan Impersonation

> TorranceCircle wrote: > i saw a movie with the babarian brothers. I'm not sure what it was called, i think it was called "the Barbarian Brothers". It was set in a "Conan the Barbarian" type world, except the two main characters were two actual twin brothers (who were body builders in real life). They went about in this fantasy world, with swords and sorcerers, like two guys in New York on the club scene. > And the soundtrack is priceless!

Lost in Translation is one of my favourite movies! It's just you need to experience being in a foreign culture and being completely unable to speak the language or just quite understand what is going on. I had just that sort of experience in China and there was so much of that movie I just loved because I knew what the characters were going through. Retired Baron of Sydney, Australia, 418

> TorranceCircle wrote: > i saw a movie with the babarian brothers. I'm not sure what it was called, i think it was called "the Barbarian Brothers". It was set in a "Conan the Barbarian" type world, except the two main characters were two actual twin brothers (who were body builders in real life). They went about in this fantasy world, with swords and sorcerers, like two guys in New York on the club scene. > You gotta be kidding me, that one is a classic! It is sooo bad that it turned great! I was laughing the whole time! Here's a clip : Also, i love lost in translation, but not in the way of "the Barbarians"B) . I genuinely liked the movie, it captures a certain alien feeling of loneliness in a strange city.

This BARBARIANS thing looks like a porno, with none of the redeeming qualities. Kevin M., Prince of Las Vegas "Know your enemy and know yourself; in one-thousand battles you shall never be in peril." -- Sun Tzu, *The Art of War* "Contentment...Complacency...Catastrophe!" -- Joseph Chevalier Please visit VTESville daily! vtesville.myminicity.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/129744447064017

> Pendargon wrote: > Also, i love lost in translation, but not in the way of "the Barbarians"B) . I genuinely liked the movie, it captures a certain alien feeling of loneliness in a strange city. > Not only lost in a city, but lost in their lives! I liked that movie, too. I can't say I've had the pleasure of watching the Barbarians. Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. -Friedrich Nietzsche brandonsantacruz.blogspot.com/

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So bad it comes around to being good again: Hawk the Slayer. It features jack palance, lol.

> "I went to see There Will Be Blood. And there wasn't any fucking blood." > Maybe not the worst movie, but the most boring as far as I can remember.

> extrala wrote: > > > "I went to see There Will Be Blood. And there wasn't any fucking blood." > > > Maybe not the worst movie, but the most boring as far as I can remember. > No way! That's a great movie! It is about greed and capitalism in early 20th century America and is based on Upton Sinclair's Oil! It also has a theme of evangelical religion, which I found pretty interesting. I guess it might help to live in the US/California as I do and know some of the history. Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one. -Friedrich Nietzsche brandonsantacruz.blogspot.com/

[/quote] You gotta be kidding me, that one is a classic! It is sooo bad that it turned great! I was laughing the whole time! Here's a clip : [/quote] Yeah, maybe it was so bad it was good. I think I saw this on a cable show called Joe Bob's Drive in Theatre. Joe Bob Briggs was a comedian whose show highlighted B movies like this. It would pause during the show intermittently so Joe Bob could share his comments. And of course there was the "counter".

Although I strive to deny it's existence: Highlander 2 Absolute crap and no logical connection to Highlander 1. People always talk about Judge Dredd being bad, but I like it (maybe because everybody told me it was bad before I saw it).

Probably a Godfrey Ho movie. Something like Ninja of the Magnificence or Full Metal Ninja. As far as mainstream movies go, Mars Needs Moms was one of the worst pieces of garbage I've ever seen.

The Day the Earth stood still I never walk out on movies (I paid for it so better watch all of it..cheap dutchie) but I was very very close of walking out on that one. Keany Reeves has 1 face, 1 tone and no skills, combined with a crap story line (which had so much potential) it even topped Uwe Boll's Alone in the dark.

I've seen In Time recently featuring Justin Timberlake. Normally you see a crap movies, but there is at least something good in it. Like Terminator IV was crap, but the photography was awesome. Or when a movie is totally crap, but at least the music in it was good. Well "In Time" is entirely crap. Couldn't find anything in it that wasn't crap. NC for Hungary hunfragment.blogspot.com

www.imdb.com/title/tt0976247/ This movie is beyond stupid. I was fooled by the names involved into expecting a semi-decent movie...boy, was I wrong.

Can't be much worse than Point Break, though. Maybe we should petition for a ban on surf movies.

What? Point Break is one of the best action movies ever!

> TorranceCircle wrote: > > > KevinM wrote: > > > > 2. Highlander 2 > > > There should've been only one! > That film was the only one I left early. Although I have to admit I'm not a big cineast. Baron of Frankfurt

Avatar sucked blue-ass!

I'm about to watch Tommy Wiseau's The Room, which is supposed to be just terrible - "the Citizen Kane of bad movies" is how the video store clerk described it. Should be fun!

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