Happy Holidays

***** Net Rep absence notice. ***** I'm heading out today - no internet access for a few weeks (I'll be back on Jan 5th). Thanks for helping make my first year as Net Rep so enjoyable. -- Do you suppose Santa is a Methuselah? He's been around for a long time, doesn't show any signs of aging, only comes out at night, and even then, no one ever sees him, and he sleeps only on his native soil. He reads thoughts, commands the animals and moves at blinding speed - hitting many houses around the globe in a single night. And, of course, he's got superior presents. (I bet his cheeks are so rosy only when an elf goes missing :-) -- Happy holidays! -- L. Scott Johnson (vte...@wizards.com) Official VtES Net.Rep for Wizards of the Coast. (*) - Subject to review by Rules Team

> > Do you suppose Santa is a Methuselah? He's been around for a long > time, doesn't show any signs of aging, only comes out at night, > and even then, no one ever sees him, and he sleeps only on his > native soil. He reads thoughts, commands the animals and moves at > blinding speed - hitting many houses around the globe in a single > night. > > And, of course, he's got superior presents. > The rest was excusable, except for that last line. You should be ashamed of yourself. -Chris "The only thing warning labels do is serve to make things more attractive. Why do you think I drink anti-freeze?" -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet

In article <349FC5...@wizards.com>, LSJ <vte...@wizards.com> writes >Thanks for helping make my first year as Net Rep so enjoyable. > >-- > >Do you suppose Santa is a Methuselah? He's been around for a long >time, doesn't show any signs of aging, only comes out at night, >and even then, no one ever sees him, and he sleeps only on his >native soil. He reads thoughts, commands the animals and moves at >blinding speed - hitting many houses around the globe in a single >night. > >And, of course, he's got superior presents. > >(I bet his cheeks are so rosy only when an elf goes missing :-) *groan* And you expect to have another year as net-rep after that? -- James Coupe (remove some crap to reply) Pah!! I hope it shits in your jogging suit!