MALK & KOOKIES Vol.1 Iss.5.386666

MALK & KOOKIES Vol.1 Iss.5.386666 I couldn’t stop them. They wanted more airtime this month… -Mike IN THIS ISSUE: DIRTY FILTHY NASTY DIRTY & FILTHY FILTHY & NASTY DIRTY & NASTY NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS DIRTY: By Didi Meyers Command of the Beast at superior is dirty. It’s a +1 Bleed modifier that allows you to play another bleed modifier after. I like it. It’s dirty. FILTHY: By Zebulon Mask of a Thousand Faces is filthy. It’s an action modifier played by another minion you control that untaps the previous minion and continues the action with this newer, better minion and at superior adds +1 stealth. I like it. It’s filthy. NASTY: By Mariel, Lady Thunder By playing Mask of a Thousand Faces, another minion begins the action where the previous minion left off. This means, unless prohibited by card text, the new minion may play another copy of an action modifier that has already modified the action (been played). I like it. It’s nasty. DIRTY & FILTHY: By Gilbert Duane Using Mask as previously discussed makes it possible for you to pump your stealth even higher. It also makes it possible to pump the bleed, using Command of the Beast. Each minion with superior Dominate who contributes to the Multi-Mask action can play a Command of the Beast, as long as some stupid knucklehead doesn’t play something like Bonding or Conditioning, etc. Save these for the kooo de graaah (Gilbert’s spelling, not mine. –ed.) FILTHY & NASTY: By Roxanne, Rectrix of the 13th Floor Try and see how many sick ways you can do this. DIRTY & NASTY: By Ayalea (special guest) See if you can make it even sicker with other clans or disciplines. Such as multiple Weather Controls, Shadow Body, Mask, Repeat and ask your prey if they want to try it again… NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY By Lucian Post nasties please. Do it. HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS By Sylvester Simms Get Basilia or Wynn. Take an action that your prey will have to block. When a block attempt is made, play Dawn Operation. In combat, play Drawing out the Beast, enough to send the blocker to torpor. Then play Form of Mist as a strike. If they block again, mask over to the other one and enter combat. You can Form of Mist again. That’s 2 of their minions in torpor and one tapped minion on your team. Just don’t do it to me. I really hate torpor. I mean it, I will be really, REALLY mad. I’ll sick Orange Julius on your ass!!! HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS By Dr. Jest 1. In Track and Field - Cover yourself in body paint with a design that looks just like your country’s flag. Only wear a Speedo. Also wear a big Foam #1 Finger. Oh yeah, wear gold chains while you run. 2. In Swimming – Fill your Speedo with a mysterious brown powder. Coat your body with a flesh colored powder. Swim the race as usual. Make sure you set your VCR to record this event so you can listen to the commentary. 3. In Gymnastics – Fall and trip and smash various appendages into the ground, horse, vault, beam, or whatever is handy; then go home without any medals. 4. In Badminton – Laugh like Beavis and Butthead whenever someone mentions “shuttlecock”. Try to get people to say, “shuttlecock” as much as possible. Also rub your shorts when they say it. Laugh and slap yourself in the head repeatedly when they start escorting you out of the arena. Take drugs. Whine about it when they kick you out.

Too funny, Mike... Keep it comin' oAFLORD Mike Ooi <sh...@texas.net> wrote in message news:Oo8B5.13359$NS5.1...@news6.giganews.com... > MALK & KOOKIES Vol.1 Iss.5.386666 > > I couldn't stop them. They wanted more airtime this month. [ quoted text not captured ] > Save these for the kooo de graaah (Gilbert's spelling, not mine. -ed.) > > FILTHY & NASTY: > By Roxanne, Rectrix of the 13th Floor > > Try and see how many sick ways you can do this. > > DIRTY & NASTY: > By Ayalea (special guest) > > See if you can make it even sicker with other clans or disciplines. Such as > multiple Weather Controls, Shadow Body, Mask, Repeat and ask your prey if > they want to try it again. > > NIRTY& DILTHY & FASTY > By Lucian > > Post nasties please. Do it. > > HOW TO TEACH AN OLD GANGREL NEW TRICKS > By Sylvester Simms > > Get Basilia or Wynn. Take an action that your prey will have to block. When > a block attempt is made, play Dawn Operation. In combat, play Drawing out > the Beast, enough to send the blocker to torpor. Then play Form of Mist as a > strike. If they block again, mask over to the other one and enter combat. > You can Form of Mist again. That's 2 of their minions in torpor and one > tapped minion on your team. Just don't do it to me. I really hate torpor. I > mean it, I will be really, REALLY mad. I'll sick Orange Julius on your > ass!!! > > HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR COUNTRY AT THE OLYMPICS > By Dr. Jest > > 1. In Track and Field - Cover yourself in body paint with a design that > looks just like your country's flag. Only wear a Speedo. Also wear a big > Foam #1 Finger. Oh yeah, wear gold chains while you run. > 2. In Swimming - Fill your Speedo with a mysterious brown powder. Coat your > body with a flesh colored powder. Swim the race as usual. Make sure you set > your VCR to record this event so you can listen to the commentary. > 3. In Gymnastics - Fall and trip and smash various appendages into the > ground, horse, vault, beam, or whatever is handy; then go home without any > medals. > 4. In Badminton - Laugh like Beavis and Butthead whenever someone mentions [ quoted text not captured ]

Something I've been thinking about is a OBF PRE deck that chains BO's and Bribes down the line. Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration and bribes. No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! etc ad nasuem. Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder again. [ quoted text not captured ]

> Something I've been thinking about is a OBF PRE deck that chains BO's and > Bribes down the line. > Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration > and bribes. > No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! etc ad nasuem. > Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder > again. Hmm, LSJ will need to back this up (one way or the other) to put the mark of "officialness" on it, but I do not believe the above would be legal. By the time you play BO, Awe, Bribes, etc. the action has resolved (the action was successful and is now in the referrendum stage) and so is beyond the point where you can play Mask 1000 Faces. Sorrow --- I told the priest - don't count on any second coming. God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming. He had the balls to come, the gall to die and then forgive us. No, I don't wonder why, I wonder what he thought it would get us

Sorrow wrote: > > > Something I've been thinking about is a OBF PRE deck that chains BO's and > > Bribes down the line. > > Tap to call a command of the harpies on Donal. I've got Bewitching Oration > > and bribes. > > No Wait! It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! etc ad nasuem. > > Just have to figgure out the Crypt Draw.. Mumble where's that deck builder > > again. > > Hmm, LSJ will need to back this up (one way or the other) to put the mark of > "officialness" on it, but I do not believe the above would be legal. > By the time you play BO, Awe, Bribes, etc. the action has resolved (the > action was successful and is now in the referrendum stage) and so is beyond > the point where you can play Mask 1000 Faces. Correct. Only a few modifiers can be played after the action resolves/begins resolving (like Spying Mission, Freak Drive, etc.) Mask is not one of them. -- LSJ (vte...@white-wolf.com) V:TES Net.Rep for White Wolf, Inc. Links to revised rulebook, rulings, errata, and tournament rules: http://www.white-wolf.com/vtes/

Hmm I was under the impression that you could play BO at anytime, even before the action is blocked just to cycle cards. I guess maybe I was wrong. You could still seduce everyone at the table with the combo though. Mmmmm mass seduction deck. LSJ <vte...@white-wolf.com> wrote in message news:39D8F21B...@white-wolf.com... [ quoted text not captured ]

Matt Bell wrote: > > Hmm I was under the impression that you could play BO at anytime, even > before the action is blocked just to cycle cards. I guess maybe I was > wrong. Bewitching Oration is playable only during the referendum. [6.3.2] > You could still seduce everyone at the table with the combo though. > Mmmmm mass seduction deck. No. Seduction is only playable when the action is announced - you cannot play it after Masking to a new vampire. [ quoted text not captured ]

i'm worried about Ozmo. Doesn't he like to be tickled anymore? Maybe Anvil has been tickling him with that big ol' pipe. Ruffian. Hope he gets well soon. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.