rec.games.trading-cards.jyhad

How to become the Most Popular Wizards Employee in the UK

8 messages from 5 participants · 29 April 1999 – 30 April 1999
original thread on Google Groups

legb...@my-dejanews.com

Hey, i know you're listening so here is some helpful info just in case someone at wizards uk actually does have our last 9 months of second byte sanctioned VTES tournaments results. You can calculate the player ratings by going to the following site and just filling in the boxes: http://madnessnetwork.hexagon.net/madness_coord_rater.html If there is a problem you can contact the great and good Scott Johnson, vte...@wizards.com He will help you to do hard stuff like 6-player finals, of which we have had at least 1*. You could also look up your company's new policy on sanctioning vampire leagues, which was actually posted on this very NG by Robert Goudie, but it originated with Jessica or Jennifer or somebody. Anyway, the thread is called "New Leagues". i'm sure Jennifer, or failing that a handy accountant, will confirm that it's VERY MUCH in your company's interests to sell cards, and that an efficient way of doing this is the promotion of sealed deck events which, for vampires at least, primarily is going to have to be leagues [cos the games take a long time, see?]. I expect you could get AT LEAST a signed photograph of Richard Garfield [if not actual promotion to the board and a 500% payrise] out of making the few phone-calls needed to get authorisation for specific vampire leagues. But FAR more importantly, in this way you will become the most popular wizards employee in the UK, apart from Gideon [wizards uk telephone number is 0345 125 519, BTW], whom we all love anyway with a deep and abiding love. Benefits of this treasured status include [a] an ENORMOUSLY increased chance of getting to chat up cute goth girls [or boys, depending on gender and preference], and [b] not having your legs bitten so much by VEKN princes fed up of having to explain to their subjects why everyone else in the Vampire world has a player rating except for them. *You know, we are quite happy to do this stuff ourselves, for free, gratis. And quite honestly, until we see evidence that you people are actually going to do something with the results we send you, that is how it is going to be. When people spend hundreds of pounds on cards and travel 100s of miles [1000s, in david tatu's case] to participate in a tournament they have a right to expect their achievements to be recorded, and as prince of wessex i intend to make sure that happens. -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own

carl_pi...@my-dejanews.com

In article <7g9u8t$jo0$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, [ quoted text not captured ] Well said, brother prince. :) In the german area (Germany, Austria) we have a similar situation, but now things will move a bit, I suppose, 'cause AMIGO seems to be a bit more interested in VTES, they have again cards in stock, and sanction events. :) Carl (VEKN Prince of Vienna) PS: If you have problems with the UK-guys from WotC, why don't you try and complain at WotC HQ Europe in Belgium. I can supply the e-mails. [ quoted text not captured ]

matt Green

legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > Hey, i know you're listening so here is some helpful info just in case someone > at wizards uk actually does have our last 9 months of second byte sanctioned > VTES tournaments results. > Snip... Alright James, i know you are a rabid V:TES fanatic and this post was at least constructive enough to list the Madness Network site but making personnal and abusive comments to Wizards UK staff with whom you have had a total of one phone call's contact with it not the best way to approach the situation. Gideon is the Customer services rep. notice- _not_ V:TES player support, rankings chacer of resident psychic. Your above post is probably the first time anyone at the office was aware of that website or what it does. Why is this? well, the 2 princes don't contact the office at all. AFAIK i have more contact with them than you guys do (yeah, i know my situation is slightly different from the average player on account of having worked there, but you get my point). you may well be a prince in title, but if you don't organise tournaments, apply for prize support and do nothing but throw you rattle out of your pram when you don't instantainiously get your way. Gideon's line manager is Carl Crook the organiseed play manager for the UK who approves all the prize support. He is out of the country at the moment at Pro-Tour New York but will be back in the office on wednesday morning. His immediate impression of you and your tactics will be bad. I am guessing there is a copy of you last post needlessly slagging one of his staff in his mailbox by now. Not a great move and not constructive, especially when he is the person who is most likely to help you. Carl has the tourney reports on file. It is not Gideons job to know where these are filed (office or warehouse) as frankly there are bigger thiongs for Wizards CS at the moment not least of which the 6th ed magic rules. Whilst we all love the game IT IS SMALL FRY COMPARED TO MAGIC more people play magic, it is the flagship card game and CS time is adjusted accordingly. your request will get done as soon as Carl is back and brought up to speed with what your request entails. Ine the US V:TES is a sanctionable Arena in-store-play tournament format. this is NOT the case in the UK. This decision was made in the US, no one in the UK office regardless of job description is to blame. **constructive point- write to the Arena co-ordinator in the UK (Kieth Anderson, or his manager Carl Crook) and tell them why you think this is a good idea. Supportive player base shows interest and is likely to get the policy changed. Abuse and trying to tell some one how to do their stressful (and note: underpaid IMO) job is not.** I would suggest that you have a more constructive relationship with the UK office, as at least they supply prize support (which is incedently above the levels they should do for a comparitive M:TG tournament), but that 20 people playing V:TES, however dedicated, may not get an immediate response to requests. I know the job I used to do it. Things like this are neither warrented or necessary. As i said to to the other prince in a previous lifetime: "post something constructive next time" Sorry to shout James, i am sure you know it is out of character, please call the office again with a level head. The situation it is not so bad, and i am sure you will get copies of the result back to get ranked with. (copies obviously have to kept to reconcile the prizes sent out). I know you are reading gid. Give James a chance when he calls- he is usually level headed, but just gets a bit passionate at times. peace, love, later sonic

legb...@my-dejanews.com

In article <372968C8...@ic.ac.uk>, matt Green <matthe...@ic.ac.uk> wrote: > > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > Hey, i know you're listening so here is some helpful info just in case someone > > at wizards uk actually does have our last 9 months of second byte sanctioned > > VTES tournaments results. > > > > Snip... > > Alright James, i know you are a rabid V:TES fanatic and this post was at least > constructive enough to list the Madness Network site but making personnal and > abusive comments to Wizards UK staff with whom you have had a total of one phone > call's contact with it not the best way to approach the situation. Gideon is the > Customer services rep. notice- _not_ V:TES player support, rankings chacer of > resident psychic. Y'know, irony obviously doesn't come across on Usenet. i thought i was being careful NOT to abuse ANYBODY - i was serious when i said that gideon is a fine chap. > > Your above post is probably the first time anyone at the office was aware of that > website or what it does. Why is this? well, the 2 princes don't contact the office > at all. Indeed no. We don't organise tournaments, so it would be a waste of everyone's time if we did. AFAIK i have more contact with them than you guys do (yeah, i know my > situation is slightly different from the average player on account of having > worked there, but you get my point). you may well be a prince in title, but if you > don't organise tournaments, apply for prize support and do nothing but throw you > rattle out of your pram when you don't instantainiously get your way. You're right, of course, i am only a titular prince. On the other hand i am good friends with the people who DO organise tournaments and with the people who play in them. They are frustrated. i think it's my job to articulate that frustration, the more so because i have no financial interest whatsoever in the CCG business. Now, where did i put that dam' rattle? > > Gideon's line manager is Carl Crook the organiseed play manager for the UK who > approves all the prize support. He is out of the country at the moment at Pro-Tour > New York but will be back in the office on wednesday morning. His immediate > impression of you and your tactics will be bad. I am guessing there is a copy of > you last post needlessly slagging one of his staff in his mailbox by now. Not a > great move and not constructive, especially when he is the person who is most > likely to help you. Carl has the tourney reports on file. Now THAT is what we needed to know. Thank you, Matt! It is not Gideons job to > know where these are filed (office or warehouse) as frankly there are bigger > thiongs for Wizards CS at the moment not least of which the 6th ed magic rules. Yeah, terrible, aren't they? > > Whilst we all love the game IT IS SMALL FRY COMPARED TO MAGIC more people play > magic, it is the flagship card game and CS time is adjusted accordingly. your > request will get done as soon as Carl is back and brought up to speed with what > your request entails. Good. > > Ine the US V:TES is a sanctionable Arena in-store-play tournament format. this is > NOT the case in the UK. This decision was made in the US, no one in the UK office > regardless of job description is to blame. > **constructive point- write to the Arena co-ordinator in the UK (Kieth Anderson, > or his manager Carl Crook) and tell them why you think this is a good idea. > Supportive player base shows interest and is likely to get the policy changed. > Abuse and trying to tell some one how to do their stressful (and note: underpaid > IMO) job is not.** > > I would suggest that you have a more constructive relationship with the UK office, > as at least they supply prize support (which is incedently above the levels they > should do for a comparitive M:TG tournament), but that 20 people playing V:TES, > however dedicated, may not get an immediate response to requests. > > I know the job I used to do it. Things like this are neither warrented or > necessary. As i said to to the other prince in a previous lifetime: "post > something constructive next time" <leafs through dictionary to find meaning of unfamiliar c-word> Hmm, where exactly would you like this building erected, Matt? > > Sorry to shout James, i am sure you know it is out of character, please call the > office again with a level head. Hehehe ... shout away, matey. i like a bit of a shout m'self. But i'm not calling the office at all. Wizards need to deal directly with John Eagles [see below]. The situation it is not so bad, and i am sure you > will get copies of the result back to get ranked with. (copies obviously have to > kept to reconcile the prizes sent out). I know you are reading gid. Give James a > chance when he calls- he is usually level headed, but just gets a bit passionate > at times. Ah, isn't he sweet. But the truth, as you all know, is that i am a complete maniac all 24 hours of the day. > > peace, love, later > > sonic i'm a great believer in efficient management, and that involves a clear chain of command. The person to whom the results should go is John Eagles, because he is actually the chap who runs the majority of the VTES tournaments in the uk. He deserves recognition for that, and to be treated fairly. So the upshot of all this is that Carl just needs to send the results to john when he has time, and then everything will be hunky-dory. In fact let's cut a corner here: Dear Carl, John Eagles Second Byte 70B Albert Rd Southsea, Portsmouth would like a copy of the DCI-sanctioned VTES tournament results from your files, please, so that we can figure out the player rankings. Matthew, you know the right email addy to send this to, so please forward it. Thank you in advance, kind wizards uk people! i will do the calculations with LSJ's help and everyone will be happy as sandboyz. 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matt Green

legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > In article <372968C8...@ic.ac.uk>, > matt Green <matthe...@ic.ac.uk> wrote: > > > > > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > As i said to to the other prince in a previous lifetime: "post > > something constructive next time" > > <leafs through dictionary to find meaning of unfamiliar c-word> Hmm, where > exactly would you like this building erected, Matt? > I would like a small, yet highly ostentacious shine decorated with the pudgey hands of UK BattleTech players (both of them) at a site of your whim, perferably close to a brewery (Murphy's for choice in this uncertrain world). > > > > Sorry to shout James, i am sure you know it is out of character, please call the > > office again with a level head. > > Hehehe ... shout away, matey. i like a bit of a shout m'self. But i'm not > calling the office at all. Wizards need to deal directly with John Eagles [see > below]. > Point taken, but who's responsible for the input of tournament results the organiser or the local prince? Robert? Scott? anyone? > i'm a great believer in efficient management, and that involves a clear chain > of command. The person to whom the results should go is John Eagles, because > he is actually the chap who runs the majority of the VTES tournaments in the > uk. He deserves recognition for that, and to be treated fairly. > > So the upshot of all this is that Carl just needs to send the results to john > when he has time, and then everything will be hunky-dory. In fact let's cut a > corner here: > > Dear Carl, > > John Eagles > Second Byte > 70B Albert Rd > Southsea, > Portsmouth > > would like a copy of the DCI-sanctioned VTES tournament results from your > files, please, so that we can figure out the player rankings. Matthew, you > know the right email addy to send this to, so please forward it. Thank you in > advance, kind wizards uk people! > > i will do the calculations with LSJ's help and everyone will be happy as > sandboyz. > > What a beutifully poetic piece of prose. Frankly i am moved to tears. WHO SAYS USENET IS ONLY GOOD FOR FLAMING!! *waves fist at screen* I sent the message to the relevent parties before my tears of joy shorted the keyboard. Thank you all. i love you!!!! sonic.

LSJ

matt Green wrote: > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > Hehehe ... shout away, matey. i like a bit of a shout m'self. But i'm not > > calling the office at all. Wizards need to deal directly with John Eagles [see > > below]. > > Point taken, but who's responsible for the input of tournament results the organiser or > the local prince? Robert? Scott? anyone? The organiser should report the results to the DCI (and, if desired, report the ratings to VEKN for compilation until the DCI assumes that task). The Prince, if not present at the tourney, should be given a report as well, when possible. -- LSJ (vte...@wizards.com) VTES Net.Rep for Wizards of the Coast. Links to revised rulebook, rulings, errata, and DCI (tournament) rules: http://www.wizards.com/VTES/VTES_Rules.html

legb...@my-dejanews.com

In article <3729A76D...@ic.ac.uk>, matt Green <matthe...@ic.ac.uk> wrote: > > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > In article <372968C8...@ic.ac.uk>, > > matt Green <matthe...@ic.ac.uk> wrote: > > > > > > > > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > > > As i said to to the other prince in a previous lifetime: "post > > > something constructive next time" > > > > <leafs through dictionary to find meaning of unfamiliar c-word> Hmm, where > > exactly would you like this building erected, Matt? > > > > I would like a small, yet highly ostentacious shine decorated with the pudgey hands of > UK BattleTech players (both of them) at a site of your whim, perferably close to a > brewery (Murphy's for choice in this uncertrain world). > If you're sure, but wouldn't you rather have their remains somewhere a bit less likely to contaminate the estimable beverages of that esteemed company? > > > > > > Sorry to shout James, i am sure you know it is out of character, please call the > > > office again with a level head. > > > > Hehehe ... shout away, matey. i like a bit of a shout m'self. But i'm not > > calling the office at all. Wizards need to deal directly with John Eagles [see > > below]. > > > > Point taken, but who's responsible for the input of tournament results the organiser or > the local prince? Robert? Scott? anyone? The local prince is responsible for it, but the assumption behind that is that the prince organises tournaments. In the uk that doesn't happen, and it seems to me important that we recognise the reality of this in our management arrangements. So i am still the chap to flame if your rating is wrong, but the actual line of communication is: Carl and John deal with tournament management. i am john's ratings calculator. i think this arrangement will work out just fine. > > > i'm a great believer in efficient management, and that involves a clear chain > > of command. The person to whom the results should go is John Eagles, because > > he is actually the chap who runs the majority of the VTES tournaments in the > > uk. He deserves recognition for that, and to be treated fairly. > > > > So the upshot of all this is that Carl just needs to send the results to john > > when he has time, and then everything will be hunky-dory. In fact let's cut a > > corner here: > > > > Dear Carl, > > > > John Eagles > > Second Byte > > 70B Albert Rd > > Southsea, > > Portsmouth > > > > would like a copy of the DCI-sanctioned VTES tournament results from your > > files, please, so that we can figure out the player rankings. Matthew, you > > know the right email addy to send this to, so please forward it. Thank you in > > advance, kind wizards uk people! > > > > i will do the calculations with LSJ's help and everyone will be happy as > > sandboyz. > > > > > What a beutifully poetic piece of prose. Frankly i am moved to tears. WHO SAYS USENET IS > ONLY GOOD FOR FLAMING!! *waves fist at screen* > > I sent the message to the relevent parties before my tears of joy shorted the keyboard. > > Thank you all. i love you!!!! > > sonic. > What, even the battletech players? O dear, i wish i'd read that bit of your post before i, erm, well anyway i hope you like the sculpture. [ quoted text not captured ]

Robert Goudie

matt Green wrote: > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > In article <372968C8...@ic.ac.uk>, > > matt Green <matthe...@ic.ac.uk> wrote: > > > > > > > > > legb...@my-dejanews.com wrote: > > > [clip] > > > Sorry to shout James, i am sure you know it is out of character, please call the > > > office again with a level head. > > > > Hehehe ... shout away, matey. i like a bit of a shout m'self. But i'm not > > calling the office at all. Wizards need to deal directly with John Eagles [see > > below]. > > > > Point taken, but who's responsible for the input of tournament results the organiser or > the local prince? Robert? Scott? anyone? Just to make sure there is no confusion here let me make a few points. The DCI in the U.S. promised to again sanction V:TES (and provide player ratings) right at the time V:EKN created its own rating system and was about to roll it out. After approximately a year of waiting I rolled-out our Official V:EKN ratings. One day, the DCI may provide a rating system and if we like their system we will move to it. Until then... It is up to the individual event coordinators to calculate the ratings and send the results to me. -Robert -- Robert Goudie, Chairman rrgo...@earthlink.net Vampire: Elder Kindred Network http://madnessnetwork.hexagon.net _________________________________________________________________ The Official Vampire: the Eternal Struggle Players Organization